mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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