I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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