I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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