Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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