i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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