the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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