I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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