we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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