Whod you bang
someone get that fucking seahorse.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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