doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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