kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Success! We fucked roommates!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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