Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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