quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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