What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
someone owes me an orgasm
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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