Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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