Duck Duck Cougar?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
did i just pee glitter
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My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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