What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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