Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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