finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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