he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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