I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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