So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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