nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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