We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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