So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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