brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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