you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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