What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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