So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My ATM looks so different sober.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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