uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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