Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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