That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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