just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My dick has a subreddit
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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