He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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