My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
there is glitter all over my balls
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