you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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