Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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