we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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