My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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