you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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