i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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