Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
what day is it and did you see me today?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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