She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Randomize
