yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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