What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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