sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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