Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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