Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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