Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This can only be settled by a dance off.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
