he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
there is puke in my bra ... again
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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