I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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