what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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