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We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls