I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.