oh good, I think they're gone
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure