I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam