I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?