No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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